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Your Wednesday Evening & Another Game 7 Open Thread
NFL News: One day until the Draft BEN EXTEND CONTRACT! BEN STAY IN RIVER CITY UNTIL 20 OR 21. BEN NOT SURE HOW YEARS…
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Your “I Got Nothing” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bears have Mitch Trubisky listed as “questionable” for this Sunday. The working theory is that, given they are playing the Giants,…
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Your “Que Desafortunado Para Ti” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: For those of you who live in the region: Chiefs-Rams tickets went on sale Wednesday. They are setting aside seats for the…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On His Teammates
The possible return of Le’Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to…
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Your “Something Ugly This Way Comes” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
He had a couple of angry scars that I couldn’t take my eyes away from. I barely knew him but we had this deal…
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Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…
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Your “Clash of the Titans (No, Not Those Titans)” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Oh my, we’ve got some jugger-naughty thrills and spills coming our way don’t we? I’m genuinely excited for what’s in front of us. Let’s…
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“MAC n Cheese Is All You Get Tonight” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
There’s no football tonight, of course. Well, at least not the varsity variety. Barely the JV variety either, unless you’re a MAC fan… But…