Sexy Friday – 20250103

Mr. Ayo - January 3, 2025January 3, 202597

TGIF! Happy New Years! And say goodbye to midweek off days. Full workweeks resume Monday, so enjoy you the next few days. Survival - Personal Edition My resolution for this year? Stop forgetting birthdays. This is rather easy as I just need to sit down and add them all to a calendar

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: New Starts

Sharkbait - January 3, 2025January 3, 202528

Hey there. Welcome to 2025! Apologies for the lack of a tasty beverage last week, time just got away from me. Having a mid week Christmas with multiple family obligations will do that. The same thing nearly happened this week too. Time just got away from me. The same thing nearly

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals

ballsofsteelandfury - January 2, 2025January 1, 2025127

I didn't really want to call them Resolutions because they're really not. I tend to think of Resolutions as change you want to effect on your life. You are changing something you find deficient. Yes, I do have really high self esteem and yes I do think I'm God's Gift, so

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues CHAMPIONSHIP FINALE

LemonJello - January 2, 2025January 1, 202524

Hey. We've reached the end of the Fantasy Football season. For some, it's time to pop some bottles and celebrate! For others, it's a time of reflection and contemplation while drowning your sorrows in alcohol and also planning for next seaon's draft. #RiseAndGrind #NoDaysOff #ThatBigBoardWontArrangeItself Anyway. Let's get to it. Freezer Vodka League Champion:

We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread

King Hippo - January 1, 2025January 1, 2025312

I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year's Resolution (to stop ever making New Year's Resoliutions) has held for yet another year. Everything will just fall to shit regardless, remember. So..to the JV playoffs. 5 matches, 5 "so boring

Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome: New Year’s Eve Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 31, 2024December 31, 2024311

Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all of us when I say: "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke." I say this not as a rude dismissal of the credulous, the overly-earnest or (in

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - December 31, 2024December 30, 2024130

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This is gonna be me lastest comment post of

Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 30, 2024December 30, 2024183

Let's get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -Hello Pyrrhic Victory: The Giants won yesterday because they can't do anything right. All it took was for Drew Lock of all people, to have the 6th-highest Expected Points Added per throw since 1999. That puts him up there with Manning, Brady, Brees and

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - December 30, 2024December 29, 202430

BUTT PILLOWS. YES, THEY ARE! Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. Zymm, of all people, posted the image below: Screenshot_20241228-160857~2.png I was, naturally, curious. I looked up the Buttress Pillow website and went down a rabbit hole that allowed me to miss the bulk of the Saturday games. I posted some

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2024 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - December 30, 2024December 29, 202470

Do you like terrible, no-stakes FITBAW? Boy howdy, did the last NFL Sunday of 2024 have a treat in store for YOU! How shitty are the Cowpersons, really? Tanner Motherfucking McKee outscored them on this balmy afternoon. Saquon stayed in until he broke the 2000 mark, as the N-GCp went dirty to

Your Sunday Evening NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 29, 2024December 29, 2024187

I thought that this would be a more engaging game but here we are. To The Game! Falcons/Commies: -I grabbed Atlanta as the 'sneaky good' team of 2024 but like most of my thinkings I was incorrect. -Is Pitts anything other than the biggest bust at tight end we've seen in quite some time?

Your Skinny Slate Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 29, 2024December 29, 2024125

Just the both, huh? [prepares yet another rant about scheduling] Bah, never mind! To The (twin) Games! Fins/Browns: -This is the one no one is watching! -Does anyone regard Miami as a playoff team? -They're so meh this year. (I've been told that the new word is 'mid') My apologies. -To me there's a pall over