...there is only conflict. Upon the blasted-out ruins of a forgotten peninsula, called Boca Raton in the Third Age, the thirty two Primarchs of the Shieldperium meet to decide what tactical changes must occur before the War begins in earnest once more in the months to come. "Take your seats." The halls of
Month: April 2016
Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!
Look, it's no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes aside, this season felt like one of little parity. Each conference had a laughing stock division (AFC South & NFC East) whose champion hosted a playoff game where
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The Shortest Con: How Donald Trump Stole An Election He Never Wanted To Win
Part Three: Endgame Of The Con To reiterate, Donald Trump never wanted to be president. So why all this rigamarole? What goal could he possibly be achieving with all this? Before we go any further, a stipulation must be made. Donald Trump is either the smartest man on earth or
Your “I’ve Seen That Look Before” Tuesday Open Thread
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Basketball Finally Ends – Pray to This Man
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Why I Am the Way I Am
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley Thanks, Mr. Rastaman for those inspiring words. I love music, and I love feeling no pain. However, the offseason is filled with the pain of loneliness, of pretending to like bazebawl, of taking screaming kids on
Commentist Beer Barrel: It’s a Beer!
As I'm sure you're all tired of hearing, I have drunk many, many different beers—roughly 2,300 by my best current reckoning. It has been, and continues to be, a really awesome, life-enriching hobby, with the incredibly minor drawback that finding something truly new and different seems to be increasingly difficult