In the Grim, Dark Off-season…

...there is only conflict. Upon the blasted-out ruins of a forgotten peninsula, called Boca Raton in the Third Age, the thirty two Primarchs of the Shieldperium meet to decide what tactical changes must occur before the War begins in earnest once more in the months to come. "Take your seats." The halls of

Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!

Look, it's no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes aside, this season felt like one of little parity. Each conference had a laughing stock division (AFC South & NFC East) whose champion hosted a playoff game where

Your “I’ve Seen That Look Before” Tuesday Open Thread

Here, let's relive it again, in video: and gif form: Oh, that's the pure stuff. JUST PUT IT INTO MY VEINS!!! Kris Jenkins is a stone cold killer - never mind the shot, the pose of him watching it go in is magnificent. It's a murderer watching a victim die and savouring their

DFO Radio: [Trick] Plays

Have you ever had a headache that lasted three days?  I have, now.  At first I thought it was a hangover (two Manhattans lead a hangover that lasts more than a day? Yeah, right.) but it's still fucking here, poking at the back of my skull every few minutes, and ze

Why I Am the Way I Am

“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley Thanks, Mr. Rastaman for those inspiring words. I love music, and I love feeling no pain. However, the offseason is filled with the pain of loneliness, of pretending to like bazebawl, of taking screaming kids on