El Beisbol’s Triumphant Return (and I can tell you’re all thrilled)

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 3, 2016April 3, 2016

I'm theeWeeBabySeamus, and I love baseball. HI SEAMUS!!!! Wait, it gets worse. I'm a (gulp)....Baltimore Orioles fan. So today, against my better judgement, not to mention my physician's advice, I begin my six month period of falling off the wagon and binging on baseball. The really sad part about this is that I

Counterpoint: Fuck “Foxy Footy”

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Sill Bimmons - April 3, 2016July 12, 2017

That’s right, I said it. Fuck ’em. Getting in the way of Saints’ path to Yurp. Needed a point today! Fuck ’em. I hate diminutives. Two in a row makes me garrotey. Fuck ’em. There are no more so undeserving. If I had to compose a motto for Leicester City FC it would be

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round Two

ballsofsteelandfury - April 3, 2016April 3, 2016

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After a thrilling Opening Round that saw both the defending regular season champion and the Grand Final champion go down in defeat, the big question this week was how would the losers react. Would they bounce back to keep everyone in the competition fairly close or would we start to

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Art and Science of Kitchen Improvisation

laserguru - April 3, 2016

As with many things in life, you will encounter issues and the unexpected in the kitchen that you had not planned for. The skilled cook needs to be able to handle potential unexpected challenges fearlessly. As the Marines say you have to be able to "adapt and overcome." I've never

Operation Stop the Asshole Cheaters (Final Four Preview/Game Thread)

King Hippo - April 2, 2016April 2, 2016

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Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it's the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic fraudsters, complete with asshole coach who not even veiled subtly threatens minor reporters who dare call out his program and "university" on their bullshit.

Down the Stretch They Come! EPL Weekend Preview

King Hippo - April 2, 2016April 1, 2016

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Now that our last dumb-assed international break is over, it's nut-cuttin' time for sure. And only one story is really worth following anymore - can everyone's favourite underdog, Foxy Footy, hold off Spurs for the title? Theoretically, Arsenal still has a ghost of a chance, but in poker

Friday Night AFL Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 1, 2016April 1, 2016

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Some great games are on tap today. The action starts at 7:45 PM Pacific with the Adelaide Derby, or Showdown as they call it in Australia. A short time later(8:10 PM), Essendon will take on Melbourne at the MCG in what will be one of their best chances at a

This Week In Violence! Presents Ki-o-rahi

The Maestro - April 1, 2016April 1, 2016

New Zealand - two islands full of sheep, mountains, kiwi birds and fruits, hobbits, and especially rugby. The All-Blacks' legendary Haka chant strikes fear and wonder into opponents and crowds all over the world. Indeed, the culture of rugby in New Zealand may stem from well beyond when the first

Wrestlemania XXXII, Only XVIII Behind the Super Bowl

Beerguyrob - April 1, 2016April 1, 2016

Did you know Wrestlemania is this weekend? Oh, it’s true! It’s damn true! It’s being held at JerryWorld, and it’s going to be four hours long! It is the 32nd edition of "The Grandaddy of them All!", a phrase they stopped using because it supposedly devalued their other products and events. But,

Request Line: [Trick] Plays

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 1, 2016April 1, 2016

A radio producer sits in front a sound board, sweating profusely. His hand, trembling slightly, hovers above a rectangular button that reads "CENSOR". With his other hand, he reaches out and presses another button marked "TALKBACK". 7899

Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 1, 2016April 1, 2016

The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies open, and a large furry man lathered in suntan lotion and wearing a bright blue Speedo enters. Wolfman Rob: Hey, you must be my roomies!