Your LA Rams Bye Week Update

ballsofsteelandfury - October 24, 2016October 23, 2016

Well, here we are fresh off a loss in London to the New York Giants. What can we say about these Rams? In my Rams Preview, I predicted the Rams would be 3-4 at this point. Their record so far? 3-4. Granted, it didn't go exactly as planned. This table will

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2016

Reflections

King Hippo - October 24, 2016October 23, 2016

This weekend came and went. I didn't particularly enjoy it, and the Donks still can make things worse with a MNF shitshow. I am reticent. THANK FUCK for HillyBob's steadfast competence. Speaking of steadfast competence, that is all we had seen from the Vikings and Sam Bradford.

Sunday Night FOOTBAW!! Game Thread – Week 7, 2016

King Hippo - October 23, 2016October 23, 2016

644

Hey, doesn't that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all? Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC) After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild

Your Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 23, 2016

215

I don't think that anything can top the magnificence of the Giants/Rams tilt but the league insists otherwise. And I once trusted the NFL implicitly just like I trusted my mother when she told me as an 8 year old that my dad was the scum of the earth. Irony

Your Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 23, 2016October 23, 2016

396

N.O./KC-The Saints O is a thing to behold-they churn out an average of 413 yards per game despite the fact their running game is near non-existent. "Don't talk about the D. Don't talk about the D"-Saints fans. Let's talk about the D. "GODDAMN IT!"-Saints fans. It's a piece of crap

Your “Twickenham Stadium is Falling Down, Falling Down” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 23, 2016

216

Adding another game to the usual triple-header that occurs every Sunday? I'm all in. It totally reminds of that time back in university when 3 co-eds invited me back to their place for a romp. When a fourth girl found out about it she begged and pleaded to be invited

Holy Cats, Are City…Mortal? and Other Lesser Footy Matters

King Hippo - October 22, 2016October 21, 2016

436

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS, PEP! 1 point out of a possible 6? Drawing at home to fucking Everton (no ofence)? But alas, here we are. Still in first, but only by a slender goal over Arsenal, with Spurs 1 point back in third. Almost

TGISF…aka “Concussive Redemption in Appalachia” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 21, 2016October 21, 2016

368

Hello again, good people of the [DFO] kommentist party. I hope you've all had a good week. It's been a good one for me, and a good week is always appreciated in tWBS' world. As many of you are already aware I spent the bulk of last weekend in Appalachia trying

Commentist Beer Barrel: Scotchy Scotch Scotch

makeitsnowondem - October 21, 2016

The worst thing about this time of year, to me—at least in non-election years, Jesus Christ am I sick of that shit—is waiting for Sierra Nevada Brewing Company to release its famous winter fresh hop IPA, Celebration. The ongoing seasonal creep in beer releases means now's about the time the winter

MLB Game Day Experience: A Boots on the Ground Special. NLCS Game 4 Cubs at Dodgers.

laserguru - October 21, 2016

While I am fully aware that we are mid NFL season and directly in the midst of massive football related content, I felt compelled, nay REQUIRED to make a trip to Dodger Stadium to witness in person Game 4 of the NLCS championship series. Some of you may be very

CFL Beat: Week 18

The Maestro - October 21, 2016October 19, 2016

Three weeks left to go in the regular season, and a few questions still remain about the playoff picture in the East Division; Edmonton will be crossing over, but will Toronto manage to turn it around in time and somehow magically overtake Hamilton for the final spot up for grabs?

2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Results)

blaxabbath - October 21, 2016October 21, 2016

Respectable commentist performances from another week of low-ratings football. You people are dark though. No wonder sifting through this group's weekly input pushed Ape to insanity. I'll have to look at booking some podiums in Las Vegas if you all can keep this up through the election. "No one wearing that should