Be warned - I feel like shit physically, and am still uber depressed from JV Saturday. Kinda mailing it in this week. Fleeting hope is just the fucking worst. I fucking know better. Your top story has to be DAK! shitting all over the Favrenis slurpfest. It's
Month: October 2016
Your “With Any Luck, We’ll Get Out Of Here Alive” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread
Well, lookee here folks! On paper we've got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for "Broken Clock Syndrome". I'm sure they'll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES! KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem
Your [holds out arm] “Dammit! Give Me My Fix!” NFL Sunday Afternoon’er Open Thread
I may have *fallen asleep* before the Thursday nighter even started. Maybe I didn't. I'm not sure. Later adulthood is a never-ending blur of obligations, errands, nodding one's head in agreement, (even though you disagree but you've been through this many times before and you know the futility of possibly
Full Lesser Footy Saturday Returns!
You want, nay, DEMAND wake until passout Lesser Footy...and by gum, you gets it today. Sometimes the breakfast fixture is worth skipping, but Chelski hosting Leicester (7:30 EST, NBCSN) is a solid opener, especially after such a long starvation diet. Our defending champion Foxes need to string some wins together
TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread
[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right...mildly). He is wearing no pants. He's holding a nearly empty fifth bottle of Grey Goose. There are cuts and bruising above his left eye. And he smells at least mildly (yeah right...mildly) of vodka, beer and shame. He
CFL Beat: Week 17
With just four weeks left in the regular season, the October 12th trade deadline has now passed for teams still in the thick of the playoff race. In the West, all three playoff berths have been awarded, and the frontrunner Calgary Stampeders have clinched the division, a first-round bye, and home-field
2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Results)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 51)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse. A meeting is in progress. In attendance are Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, Ballsofsteelandfury, WCS, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Sill Bimmons, Doktor Zymm and Cookiethulhu. They're sitting at a wooden table. It has the club logo in it. It's pretty cool. Hey, remember when
Your “Not Tonight Denver, I’ve Got A Headache” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
The internets are telling me that NFL viewership is down. How much? Enough to worry some wonks, that's how much. My solution to this problem of team owners only making hundreds of millions instead of billions involves razor blades and butterflies. Now hear me out!-it goes like this. Uh...umm... Okay
