Hey everybody! I'm back! I took the last 2 weeks off to attend to some things, including totally fucking dominating a homemade pizza challenge. I also had a family get together where I cooked things we've already discussed in the past but I'm back with a motherfucking vengeance! Thanks to Low
Month: March 2017
2017 ELITE Saturday Madness!!
First off, congratulations to the Florida Gators and Bucky Badger for giving us our first truly epic game, where both teams fought like scalded dogs and nobody derped away the ending. Florida just made the last unbelievable clutch, dagger play. #11W Xavier v. #1W Gonzaga (6:09, TBS) A friend of mine told
Commentists as role models?
TGISF…aka Your “Yeah, The Lollipop Helped a Little” Sexy Friday Open Thread
2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread
Request Line: Literature
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN is talking into his cellphone while the PRODUCER stands next to him, angrily checking his watch. PRODUCER: Goddamnit, where is he? CONNOR: [hanging up] His agent said he pulled up outside of
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 74)
The scene: The meeting room of the DFO clubhouse. Unsurprised is tied to a chair while Future Clone Debbie Harry sits at the head of the table in Darkest Timeline Zach Morris's super-special Prez chair. Future Clone Debbie Harry: OK, let's hear it again. Who am I prettier than? Unsurprised: Everybody. Can
2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Thursday Open Thread
The well sure is running dry FOAR teams fer which to root. There's WCS' cousinfuckers, and 15 shades of hate and/or rape. Huzzah, Murrika. #7MW Michigan v. #3MW Oregon (7:09, CBS) Well, two teams I expected to sputter and fade have instead blitzkrieged through the tourney's early rounds. Hopefully, they will at
Historical Badasses: Harald Wartooth
25 Questions About ….
Your mom. 1- Why is she so fat? 2- When she sits around the house, does she sit AROUND the house? Just kidding. We can save that for another time. This week, I'd like to tackle one of the pressing issues of our time. I speak, of course, about the upcoming season premiere
Your “Wait – What Rules Are My Rules?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Flying the Friendly Skies
INT. JACKSONVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAY. TSA AGENT 1: ...and so I told her that a skunk must have gotten into the yard. TSA AGENT 2: And she believed you? TSA AGENT 1: Well, yeah, she's a city girl, she doesn't know what they smell like. So anyhow...[peers at X-ray machine monitor]...oh, wait.