Your “Man, There’s Really Nothing On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 28, 2017March 28, 2017

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NFL News: non-Raiders: a 4-year extension will ensure Jason Witten remains a Cowboy for life. Chris Long has left the Patriots for the Eagles - 2 years, approximately $5.0 million. No Fun League update: rules committee changes as proposed, players are now prohibited from leaping over the offensive line on

DFO Radio: Literature

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 28, 2017March 28, 2017

Greetings! Since we had such a surplus of #content yesterday I held off on DFO Radio until this morning. Last week, Amari Cooper showed us what Mark Twain* meant when he said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt" and

Boots on the Ground: NASCAR Auto Club 400

ballsofsteelandfury - March 28, 2017March 27, 2017

As many of you know, I was born in Mexico. Therefore, I'm obligated to love auto racing. Them's the rules. You may or may not also know that I love me some NASCAR. Unfortunately, I've never been to a live race. Until this weekend. I have a buddy at work that

49ers GM Invites Scorned Raider Fans to “Come and Jump On Our Train”

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 28, 2017

Invitation seen as an olive branch to woo back lucrative Hobo Demographic lost after Tomsula firing.

Offseason Quotables: Road to the Final Four (Submissions)

blaxabbath - March 28, 2017March 30, 2017

Lemme guess - your bracket is busted and you absolutely hate at least one team going to the final four? If not, eat one. Just be quiet and start thinking about how you're going to use your bracket pool earning because you're in an elite group and you know how this country

Your “Vegas Baby!” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 27, 2017March 27, 2017

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Banner image via don_t Like the Hall of Fame, this really should have happened while Ken Stabler was alive. Imagine the marketing! NFL News, non-Raiders: Trevone Boykin makes this week's Crimebeat! with an arrest while being a passenger in a car accident. Oof - marijuana possession and public intoxication. this follows missing the

OWNERS APPROVE RAIDERS’ MOVE TO LAS VEGAS BY 31-1 VOTE

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 27, 2017

"Why can't we get that kind of solidarity behind naked greed?" asks Paul Ryan

“Well, That Was Penultimate” – a Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - March 27, 2017March 27, 2017

Well, the stage is (somewhat) set for the finale. This episode felt like a compilation episode. There were three distinct plot points, and the episode devoted equal time to each, sorting them out by the end and making it clear where things are heading into Week 16. And just like a

My Vasectomy Adventure – At Least they Give you Drugs

jjfozz - March 27, 2017March 24, 2017

“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting in to my balls. And just to clarify the object that popped off weren’t Vans like Spicoli wore. No, it was a piece of my vans deferens

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 27, 2017March 24, 2017

Editor's Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of...substance... before reading this. It gets...weird. Other Editor's Note: Way ahead of you. And also....so you think it's just now getting weird? Maybe I write about some stuff up YOUR ass next time. And now you got me tripping on acid?

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 1, 2017

ballsofsteelandfury - March 27, 2017March 26, 2017

Have I mentioned that one of my favorite things about this league is that it constantly surprises you? This week, we congratulate the Adelaide Crows women on winning the Premiership, we recap Round 1, look forward to Round 2, and update the standings of our Footy Tipping Contest. All this and more on Welcome to Balls of

Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread

King Hippo - March 26, 2017March 26, 2017

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Don't know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today's 4 sides). Also, congratulations to Brocky's Hoosiers for making the best coaching hire of the offseason, NC State alumnus Arch Miller. He's a good man, and a