Boots on the Ground: Extreme Rules Wrestling in Mobtown

Why would a grown man, with a job, and children purchase and wear a gigantic sparkly belt and wear it over one shoulder like a barbarian wearing a wolf’s pelt? Because he is attending a professional wrestling event in Baltimore. And because I am standing behind him with my two sons

Your “Oh, I Don’t Know – Let’s Say Moe” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes: the Titans are kicking Eric Decker's tires. Brent Griffith, who spent one year with the Bills in 1990, is being charged with insurance fraud over said AFC Championship ring. he had claimed it stolen, but was ratted out by his ex-wife who believes didn't get her share. Number

Your “All That’s Left Now Is The Waiting For Training Camps” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The [Redacteds] have named first black Super Bowl QB Doug Williams VP of player personnel. Deciding a soft Achilles is preferable to a gimpy hip, the Ravens welcomed Benjamin Watson back to camp. Michael Irvin held a press conference, essentially asking prosecutors to 'piss or get off the

Making People Smile With Shogun…Pretzel Style.

Hi Everybody! Miss Me? (No you did NOT. Put your hands and other appendages down.) It has been awhile (I WILL NOT POST THAT AWFUL STAIND thing that says it's a song), but Mssr. yeah right with his fancypants French Bread (which why are you NOT doing this RIGHT NOW!?) reminded me

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”

Tonight's Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air.  Everywhere else but here. Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow. But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the

Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he's still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory minicamp this week. the logic is that, under Jon Gruden's favourite provisions of the CBA, actual coaching time with players is at a premium, so why

Commentist Beer Barrel: Teabaggin’

What's happenin', everybody? Low Commander here, filling in back by popular demand for another week in the ol' Beer Barrel! Our Make It Snow went and got all married last week (Congrats, Lady Mrs. Snow!) and I can only assume they are both currently quite inebriated on a beach somewhere,