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Your “Haves & Have Nots” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The opt-out list got a bit larger today, with some notable names: Patriots: Dont’a Hightower, Patrick Chung, Brandon Bolden, Marcus Cannon, Danny…
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Your “End Of A Short Era” MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: This is not a good look: The Vikings’ “infection control officer” tested positive for COVID-19. His name is Eric Sugarman, and he…
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I was scanning the weekend crossword for my mother-in-law yesterday when I accidentally saw the weekend “Family Circus” cartoon. I didn’t want to look…
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So with baseball season officially underway, and the Cardinals having already poisoned our screens, it’s time for the annual argument about baseball songs. But,…
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Your “Something Approaching Normalcy” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Following Edmonton’s lead, Washington will go by the nom de plume “Football Team” until they decide on a new name & logo. …
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Your “Oh, So Now It’s Patriotic?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Fun fact: he wanted the seal on the side to avoid being meme’d about blowjobs. NFL Nuggets: The turds are mad at the punch…
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Your “Trying To Kill Opponents With Anger” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Michael Bennett has retired. It’s a combination of the 11 years he’s already played, the COVID issue, and the fact that he…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The negotiations between the union & the league are getting down to the nitty gritty of how to start the season: Players…
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Kayak update: Saturday was a much better day, weather wise. It also paid to go out in the evening, as the tide was high…
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It’s just been a crappy start to the summer so far. Nothing terrible has happened to me so far, but the weather hasn’t exactly…