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The Wire
[Interior] Early morning city sounds of waste collection and passing traffic bounce in and off the walls of a darkened makeshift office space. Cork…
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The Wire
[Interior – KLIFF KINGBURY’S Paradise Valley, Arizona home] A slender man sits relaxed in the middle of his couch as two visitors flank him…
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The Wire
[Interior – The Clarendon Hotel] A man stands across from the lobby reception desk, leaning slightly on the glass wall separating him from the…
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The Wire
[Interior] A darkened makeshift office space is beginning to take shape. Red yarn connects three index cards on the cork board. Tables have been…
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The Wire
[Interior] An office team sits about a makeshift investigatory workspace. Computers ding and static is heard in the background. A man in civilian dress…
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Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
The Arizona Cardinals 2022 season is dead. Okay, given the lack of separation in the league (and Week 18 games), they’re technically not dead…
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The Man in the Arena
Sebastian Blax craned his neck in an attempt to catch a glance of the must-be approaching light rail between the crossing traffic. The train…
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Birdcano ’22 – An Arizona Cardinals Football Club Season Preview
Feels to me like the Glendale-based Arizona Cardinals have been showing up in the offseason press more than usual and definitely more than they…
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No Good Deed
What the thing you all say? You’re going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because…. Oh — “throwing up”. You see?…
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2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)
My wife’s birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her…