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  • The Wire

    The Wire

    February 3, 2023

    [Interior] Early morning city sounds of waste collection and passing traffic bounce in and off the walls of a darkened makeshift office space. Cork…

  • The Wire

    The Wire

    January 10, 2023

    [Interior – KLIFF KINGBURY’S Paradise Valley, Arizona home] A slender man sits relaxed in the middle of his couch as two visitors flank him…

  • The Wire

    The Wire

    January 3, 2023

    [Interior – The Clarendon Hotel] A man stands across from the lobby reception desk, leaning slightly on the glass wall separating him from the…

  • The Wire

    The Wire

    December 28, 2022

    [Interior] A darkened makeshift office space is beginning to take shape. Red yarn connects three index cards on the cork board. Tables have been…

  • The Wire

    The Wire

    December 19, 2022

    [Interior] An office team sits about a makeshift investigatory workspace. Computers ding and static is heard in the background. A man in civilian dress…

  • Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

    Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

    December 7, 2022

    The Arizona Cardinals 2022 season is dead. Okay, given the lack of separation in the league (and Week 18 games), they’re technically not dead…

  • The Man in the Arena

    The Man in the Arena

    October 31, 2022

    Sebastian Blax craned his neck in an attempt to catch a glance of the must-be approaching light rail between the crossing traffic. The train…

  • Birdcano ’22 – An Arizona Cardinals Football Club Season Preview

    Birdcano ’22 – An Arizona Cardinals Football Club Season Preview

    September 5, 2022

    Feels to me like the Glendale-based Arizona Cardinals have been showing up in the offseason press more than usual and definitely more than they…

  • No Good Deed

    No Good Deed

    July 28, 2022

    What the thing you all say? You’re going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because…. Oh — “throwing up”. You see?…

  • 2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

    2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

    November 5, 2021

    My wife’s birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her…

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