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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Indie Band Names
The Pud Tuggers She Gets Hungry Reverting To Savagery The Toilet Protocols Nearly Naked Men Easy Panda Implied Wang Into My Flower Shop [Simpsons…
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That’s Not A Snack, THIS Is A Snack.
I have threatened to do a post about Australian snack foods, and I am now prepared to carry out that threat. As football and…
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Time To Get Silly
In honor of Monty’s sober meditation on God and the universe, I thought I’d lighten the mood a bit and describe a very odd…