[DFOnline] Effect Your Mass

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 29, 2017March 29, 2017

It has been over 5 Earth years since Commander Shepard answered the call to Take Earth Back from the Reapers, and I have sat and waited patiently since then for BioWare to work their magic and release the next installment of the story-driven, space exploration 3rd person shooter epic that

Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 21, 2017

The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.

Iron Cook with Low Commander: Enhanced Fried Rice

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 12, 2017

Good afternoon, folks. Yeah Right was summoned to a pizza battle earlier this week and was unable to facilitate this edition of Sunday Gravy Iron Cook. What kind of foolish fool would you have to be to issue that challenge to our Patriarch of Pizza? I don't know, but I

I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 7, 2017March 7, 2017

...and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise and success of the cyber-punk source material is the complete and ridiculous over the top violence! Just look at some of this shit (unless you are at

A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 10, 2017February 10, 2017

♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a cash grab, One escape from re-al-ity. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see… DEAN SPANOS: I'm such a rich boy, I want your sympathy, Because Dad-dy came, I will go, Pretty high; lots of

New Chargers Helmet Design Proposals

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 27, 2017January 27, 2017

It's been a strange couple of weeks in San Diego. There has been talk of clearing the land on the site where Qualcomm Stadium used to stand, following BOLTMAN'S exodus, in order to make way for a bid at attracting a new sport to San Diego: MLS Soccer. The plan

New Season of Samurai Jack to Premiere on Smarch 11th

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 23, 2017January 23, 2017

Along with the release of Mass Effect: Andromeda, Smarch is going to be considerably less terrible!

Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 20, 2017January 20, 2017

After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made it abundantly clear that they do not want them. His eyes on smoggier pastures and the false promise of more cash monies, Dean Spanos stomp, stomp,

ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 12, 2017January 12, 2017

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - DOWNTOWN - DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN'S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL, MORTAL LIVES AS ANOTHER LONG OFFSEASON BEGINS. BUT BOLTMAN MUST NOT WAIVER! [Shreds an air guitar solo] IT IS UP TO HIM TO ONCE AGAIN LEAD HIS LEGION

[DFO] So Cal Meetup: The Bruery

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 14, 2016December 15, 2016

Because we apparently cannot get enough of each other, the [DFO] So Cal branch will be sponsoring a field trip to one of the area's finest brewers of beer, known simply as The Bruery. The Bruery has been featured twice in the Beer Barrel, and although I have not personally