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Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See
Hey everyone. I’m David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: The Spoils of Victory
It’s been a pretty good football season for me. I got to watch my Broncos play the sort of defense that every football fan gets…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Yes We Can
Austin is a great, great place to be a beer nerd, with roughly two dozen breweries and a wide variety of beer from all across…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: A Thirst Artist
When I run out of a beer, unless that beer is Sierra Nevada Celebration, and unless Sierra Nevada Celebration is still being sold somewhere,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Bastards
Happy Holidays, you bastards. This review has been a long time in the making. Since Thanksgiving or so, with lady snow’s help, I’ve been…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Hans, Solo
My beer biases are, by now, probably pretty clear to any regular reader of the Beer Barrel. I won’t deny them, and I certainly…
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Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call
A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers. …
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Barrels and Barrels of Barrels
Beer, as most of you know, is really good. Another thing that many of you also know is that liquor is also good. But as…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Winter Is Yummy
Winter is the best season for drinking, as everyone knows. In the winter, whether you favor wine, spirits, or beer, you can drink any…