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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: V – WILBUR’S GONNA DIE!
Some pig. As you’ve likely discovered, I’d make a lousy vegetarian. I wouldn’t do well in the Persian Gulf religion department either as I…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: IV – LET’S HEAD TO THE MED!
Med as in Mediterranean, not a health care facility. Yep, we’re doing Italian today, namely a pretty decent meat sauce, with pasta of course.…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: III – “ARMY TRAINING SIR!!!!!!!”
Ah yes…good ol’ fashion SOS, or the more polite name of creamed chipped beef on toast. Whether or not this classic was a…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP. II: WALL-BUSTING FAJITAS
Note from Balls: I apologize for having Episode 2 run a week late. I was in Europe…busy. Enjoy! ¡Hola damas y caballeros! Welcome…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS – The Teriyaki Plate
Hippy plate optional. Welcome to the first edition of Midweek Rations, AKA Fuck a Drive-through. This is clearly inspired by the much more…