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2018 World Cup Preview: Iceland
The other day I saw an ad on the social medias that wasn’t about Cambridge Analytica, but was for some liquor stating that due…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Hit of the Year Already?
Welcome to Senor’s BattleBots Beat, the best BattleBots review series that posts on Thursdays… that doesn’t routinely mention a “Bad Dragon.” (Just a hunch,…
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House of Pain: Dabbin’ on Them Sauces
No, not that one. Definitely not that one. Even if it is Squidward doing it. This one. This is The Last Dab. Background time!…
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Your “Just Missed a Two For One Deal” Monday Evening Thread
Hooray for stock images! But damn woodball P*ts. Could’ve had ourselves some potential high-quality schadenfreudes if things worked out nicely. Plural. Instead of potentially…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview: Iran (So Far)
Welcome to another DFO World Cup preview. Today we’ll be looking at the Iranian team. They are known as “Team Melli,” which means “The…
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BattleBots Beat: Robot Fightin’ Times Are Here Again (Episode 1)
No, that wasn’t the name of the episode, that was me trying to be clever. Also I figured a second season of this means…
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The Return (and Rebranding) of the BattleBots Beat!
A long time ago (2015 does feel like an eternity), the most-recognized American robot fighting tournament came back to TV. Yes, BattleBots came back,…
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House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)
I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since…
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House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco
Hey there, lizard people. we’re back, and like the Hess truck, we’re better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far,…
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THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT
BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE HIM. Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn’t like his personality. Or the time…