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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 15: Porpoiseful Pregnancy Patronage

Good morning! I… Oh. I see. Yeah, I can get you some Plan B, but you really need to be more discreet about this…

Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it’s probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but…

Look, I know you’re frustrated about not being able to sleep, but I don’t do pediatrics – I’m sorry. No, Darren Sproles doesn’t count!…

I’m going to have to ask you to cough for me this morning. I know you’ve been up all night coughing, but you have…

Good morning. Seems you had quite the night. I must say… it’s probably better that you try and limit the number of times you…

[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…

Good morning. Have a seat. Oh, I see. Well, maybe grab that throw pillow in the corner there and give it a try. Ah,…

Good morning, patient. That’s quite the nasty bite you’ve got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth… Oh, I see. Yes, that’s fine,…

Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At…

Good morning. I’ve heard claims of lots of happy Rams fans out there this week, but curiously, I haven’t seen any yet thus far.…