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CFL Beat: Week 8
We’re now officially into the second half of the CFL regular season! Yes, this update is a day early, I know – it’s one…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
A whole bunch of news from around the league to kick off this week’s CFL Beat. In lieu of any creative intro, we’re just…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
It’s rematch week! In usual quirky CFL fashion, the league insists on having as many teams play each other back-to-back to really enhance those…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
It’s Labour Day weekend (or LaboUr, if you’re a regular reader of this fine website!), and with that comes some of the marquee rivalry…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
It appears the CFL was kind enough to wait until I was home from vacation in order to start giving us some more significant…
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Return of the Prodigal Son: Your 2021 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY CROSS, BOSTON.] [Cut to INT. The archbishop, Sean Patrick Cardinal O’MALLEY, stands at the pulpit, calmly delivering Sunday Mass…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
As my second week of vacation winds down, I look forward to hopefully giving some more space to pontificate a bit further on the…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
Even my vacation won’t stop the CFL Beat from getting written. Thanks to mobile data hotspots and cheap beer for allowing to continue the…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2021 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…