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Boots on the Ground! Porto Portugal. Part 1; Getting There
It’s no surprise to any of you regarding my ambition to become an expat and retire overseas. I have made ZERO effort to keep…
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Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre!
Hey there. At the moment that this is posted I will be in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Thai food? Phenomenal. **Note I was quite inebriated…
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Oh Boy. Late night Skyline Chili with litre & BC Dick
Good evening. Here’s the background to this tasting. You may be aware that in the past during the offseason I used to do an…
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Chapter 3 – East of Jesus.
I COULD HOLD YOUR HAND FOREVER MY SWEET BELLA SWAN JESUS WHAT IS THAT NIGHTMARE? This time nothing…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Yes, We Attend Concerts Too
Once again, a good evening. This is Wumbo Wednesday, and to answer everyone’s questions from last week, or I guess originally my question… well,…
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Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Hello from British Columbia! When this is posted I would assume BC Dick has arrived and we are in the bunker drinking. I’m kind…
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Dancing in the Lake Of Fire
I’m going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. “Open with” Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in…
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It’s Wednesday and we’re halfway through the grind.
That’s the tough part about having a three day weekend coming up. It makes the current week just fucking crawl. It really doesn’t help…
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Monday Night is alright for B-Ball. Your Monday evening Open Thread.
banner image via Most of you good folks must dread this time of year. We’re mighty damn close to having baseball being the only…
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Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…
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