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"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello

Category: DFOing Good

Balls On… The Bond films of the 60s

April 15, 2020

I’ve read every James Bond book written by Ian Fleming, in order. I have watched every James Bond movie ever made, multiple times. Well,…
Your “I’ll Do What I Want!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

April 14, 2020

NFL News: Fun times in Big-D as Dak is refusing to participate in the “virtual offseason” without a new contract. Since he has not…
BC Dick Tuesday

April 14, 2020

As I gaze upon my ocean of empties and my sea of liquor bottles, I have come to know just one thing is certain:…
Eventual Balls Thoughts IX

April 13, 2020

How’s it going, everyone? Are we still following the “Safer At Home” or “Stay At Home” rules? I hope so. Here in California, I’m…
April 12, 2020

I don’t know about you, but the need for outside contact has finally hit a wall. We met a friend in the park for…
April 11, 2020

It’s been a slow start to the long weekend. We spent Friday visiting friends for dog walks, and today we spent the afternoon drinking…
Your “Not Even Close To A Good Friday Let Alone Eggcellent” Friday Evening Open Thread

April 10, 2020

I like Jeebus. Even though I’m not particularly religious I really do mean that. He was a good dude. Brave. Cared about people. And…
Request Line: Loneliness

April 10, 2020

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER lies on his back on a couch in the office outside the sound booth. His left hand…
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Need For a Deep Bench

April 10, 2020

Hello and welcome to yet another inside Friday. It’s week 3 of social distancing; hopefully supplies of food and liquor remain high. I’m certainly…
Hard Ride To Nowhere Quarantine Special

April 10, 2020

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where several DFOers are gathered. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is hanging out on the couch with Sharkbait, his crabman…