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Your “Wales vs Belgium/Free Agent Frenzy” Friday Morning Open thread
Sorry for the interruption buddies, but, I would like to wish all you mother Canuckers out there a Happy Canada Day! Please rise for…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 37)
The scene: A jail cell in the depths of the base on the dreaded island of Professor Po. The three DFOers being held captive…
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Your “One More Day” Thursday Open Thread
NFL Nothings: Tony Romo’s lawsuit over his cancelled gambling fantasy convention was thrown out by a judge. Summary judgment was awarded to the NFL…
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Why no one cares about Poland vs. Portugal
This is an actual headline from globeandmail.com, Canada’s “national” newspaper, in case you wanted to know why our soccer team doesn’t feel like succeeding…
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Your “Weekend’s Coming” Wednesday Open Thread
As The Maestro has pointed out in his excellent CFL Beat, this Friday is a Canadian holiday – specifically, Canada Day, a reminder that…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
It’s a strange week for football scheduling up here, as Friday marks Canada Day and the start of a long weekend; all games for…
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Your “Legends Now Get To Become Myths” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL News: The Rams have named Mike Singletary as a defensive assistant. Smart move pulling his name out of the Baylor hat. The last…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good David Foster Wallace Essay Titles
I Should Have Listened To My Mother And Gone Into Carpentry Toys, Sports Equipment, Assorted Trash, And Other Shit The Swept-Up Dregs of the…
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Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…