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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Royalty
Hello, good morning, and welcome to the weekend, and what a week it has been. I don’t know why but this week was a…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4
Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…
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Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!
Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here’s a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week
Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16,…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Trench Crusade the War of Heaven and Hell on Earth
Howdy everyone! I will be attempting to fill the void that is Monday Night, the end of the worst day of the week. How…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: One Hit Wonders
No, we’re not doing musical one-hit numbers. That’s Request Line territory, and has probably already done. Nope, today you’re drafting athletic one-hit wonders. Guys,…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-4
Another golf double-header for me this weekend. I played in a tournament today and I’ve got another one tomorrow. Today’s tourney was a standard…
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Request Line: Trigonometry
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on……
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Gone Fishing
Happy Friday once again! This week is kind of a parenting win for me. I don’t know how I did it, but I got…