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Week Nine, Broadcast Maps
We are at the midway point in the regular season. How time can fly sometimes. Week Nine Broadcast maps courtesy of 506 sports: Week…
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At the Bye Review: Houston Meh
On Spetember 9th 2015 I worte a preseason outlook of the Houston Texans. The link to that orginal post in its entirity is below.…
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Curtains For Whiz
The Titans just fired Ken Whisenhunt. He will not be missed. At least to Titans fans, all six of us. Whiz (gee, that’s apt)…
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Sunday Morning Appetizers
Week 8 is here. Rejoice or Despair. It’s up to you. Another interesting college football Saturday. The U won on a desperate kickoff…
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The #Humblebragger
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Oilers lore— While…
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The Monkey’s Paw : A Texan Tale
Years ago I went to a dinner party. In attendance at this party were an old soldier, who had traveled extensively in India and…
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Selfieman
“Come on man, do it.” “No, I don’t want to.” “What, are you SCARED?!” “No! I just…don’t want to do it!” “You’ll never have…
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The Tale of The Texan
A few years ago, on Halloween night, a lovely young lady consented to accompany me on a date. HEY, COME BACK, THAT’S NOT THE…
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The Texans Hitchhiker
As I traveled extensively in a former occupation, I have seen events to destroy men’s souls and psyches. One fall, I was in Houston,…