Music

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Dashing Through the Road…

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So, as we mentioned last week, Christmas Eve, or Gigsmas. A time to play all the things. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you have multiple all the things to play, which is to say give your local church organist a hug and/or the beverage of their choice (okay, I got my

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

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Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you name it. Despite this, as the Lubovitch have found out in disbelief numerous times when they ask if I want to partake in various religious customs and

Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special

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Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions. Stores get crowded, traffic gets worse and everywhere you go, there it is, again: Xmas music, melodious browbeating of JESUS, BUY, CHRIST, PAY, LORD and so

Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective

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The Bears Bye Week isn't until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we've witnessed this season (both the self inflicted and cruel twists of injury fate kind). So why not recap the year to date in song. Maybe get in the right mood/cadence with

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Video Game Soundtrack Dives (& Knuckles)

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A little bit of video game music trivia from two of my favorite game series for tonight's listening pleasure. First, we go to the early '90s for one of the big mascots, and maybe the crowning jewel of the series, or half of the crowning jewel, whether you consider the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Guide to Tombeau

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Today is Ash Wednesday, which means absolutely nothing in the DFO lexicon in our infinite unwashed massitude. BLEERGH knows no Ash Wednesday and Boltman's Ash Wednesday is just called Wednesday. Actually, there's no distinction in the day of the week and the ashes of burnt femurs, all days are equal

DOOR FLIES 30PEN: The Musical Evolution of Balls

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ED. NOTE: Welcome to Door Flies 30pen.  Due to the scarcity of remaining Request Line Topics (we've already done 180 different themes), we’re launching a new feature to examine the musical evolution of the various members of the DFO writing staff.  Each of us will be sharing 30 songs from

Sexy Friday – Last Friday of January 2022

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Thanks to Spur and what he himself called "Beefcake Saturday", we have a TON of sexy pictures for you tonight! *** New Year Resolutions Update! Goal Número Uno – Fitness Last year, I achieved my goal of getting below 20% body fat and keeping it there. My goal this year is to get jacked

The D of S, Vol II: Epilogue

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Senor Weaselo stands at the edge of the Purgatory's peak, the edge of the Earthly Paradise. Yes, Glasgow Fog in hand. His duty complete, his charge handed over to the holy light of Beatrice, there is nothing left to do but watch the ascension. From afar of course. Getting caught

Your “Senor’s To-Play List” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Evening lizard people. It's your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the "bands we like" genre of the usual Saturday Evening Post threads. Because fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's listen to some tunes! Well, except it's not bands we like. Or bands

DFO Hate Week Halftime Hate! The Superb Owl Halftime Show

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Or as it's better known, Pepsi Presents The Superb Owl Halftime Show. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/345b1fd0-3f82-4972-ab59-630c9b233555 No but seriously, it actually is sponsored by Pepsi. Also Frinkiac wasn't playing nice with the length of the quote. Where to begin, where to begin! I guess we can start with the performers. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira. Now, I