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Your “You Might Have To Entertain Yourselves” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It’s a pretty slow day, if you avoided FOX News and anyone who muttered the word “anthem”. NFL News: Reuben Foster has had his…
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World War G – Chapter 3: The Great Panic
Naval Air Station Alameda: Oakland, CA A once-functioning naval base, NAS Alameda was now being used as a storage facility for an organization on…
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World War G – Chapter 2: Blame
345 Park Avenue, New York, NY NFL Headquarters I was meeting with Roger Goodell, the head of the NFL. I hadn’t expected to…
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World War G – Chapter 1: Warnings
ESPN Headquarters, Bristol, CT The first outbreak I saw was on television. It came from a dank & darkened hellhole on the east coast.…
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People You’ve Never Heard Of – John Churchill Chase (Part 2)
In Part One, I covered John Churchill Chase’s origins as a political and football cartoonist. In Part Two, I will introduce you to his…
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People You’ve Never Heard Of – John Churchill Chase (Part 1)
When I was doing some research for a “Hope Clicks Eternal” Texans post, an image page brought the following program to my knowledge I…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey
After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…
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Your “It’s A Matter Of Complete Indifference” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: FITTY’S BACK! He’s due an $11 million base salary on the final year of his contract, so I’m guessing that helps make…
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Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey
It’s about that time of year, folks… Once again, we’d like to get some input from you on what to do with this here…
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Partying in the Underworld
It’s a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it’s Senor Weaselo, who…
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