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Finally, mercifully, we’ve almost reached the end. Only a couple more greasy gutters into which we must dip our collective fingers. Week 25 is…

Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…

The list of “greatest” bowling movies is a very short one. I know of only two films that are either based on or feature…

You know what really grinds my gears? Those people who make a big mewling deal about the name “soccer”. It’s called soccer in North…

We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid…

If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of…

You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well…

Sweet Mother Mary, winter is here and it’s a righteous goddamn hassle. While apparently the milk-baggers out east in this fine country are enjoying…

Now where were we? Oh yes K Stew and I were just about to……

Sebastian Blax craned his neck in an attempt to catch a glance of the must-be approaching light rail between the crossing traffic. The train…