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  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    October 18, 2022

    God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…

  • Warhammer 40k – The Tyranids the Andy Reids of 40k

    Warhammer 40k – The Tyranids the Andy Reids of 40k

    August 3, 2022

    As usual images and information referenced can be found here. Also, clicking on the included links will take you to more in-depth information, more…

  • The Prometheus of Tyranny

    The Prometheus of Tyranny

    October 31, 2021

    Billionaire Los Angeles Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, drives east from the coast on Interstate Highway Number 15 to scout out amenities for his squad’s…

  • Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

    Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

    October 29, 2021

    banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: “Gee whiz, Ma I can’t believe…

  • Boris’s Week Two Autopsy

    Boris’s Week Two Autopsy

    September 20, 2021

    Boris’s Week Two Autopsy   Again, here is where I will dissect my own advice. What went well, what did not, and what was…

  • VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story

    VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story

    February 15, 2021

    As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone…

  • A Dark and Foggy Night

    A Dark and Foggy Night

    October 31, 2020

    It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go…

  • A Confidence is Lost

    A Confidence is Lost

    January 26, 2020

    banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…

  • Sexy Friday the 13th!

    Sexy Friday the 13th!

    December 13, 2019

    Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…

  • Time Enough at Last

    Time Enough at Last

    October 31, 2019

    Jameis Winston, professioanal quarterback and player for the National Football League’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, studies the defense presented before him as he approached his…

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