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Guttersnipe
God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…
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Warhammer 40k – The Tyranids the Andy Reids of 40k
As usual images and information referenced can be found here. Also, clicking on the included links will take you to more in-depth information, more…
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The Prometheus of Tyranny
Billionaire Los Angeles Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, drives east from the coast on Interstate Highway Number 15 to scout out amenities for his squad’s…
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Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!
banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: “Gee whiz, Ma I can’t believe…
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Boris’s Week Two Autopsy
Boris’s Week Two Autopsy Again, here is where I will dissect my own advice. What went well, what did not, and what was…
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VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story
As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone…
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A Dark and Foggy Night
It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go…
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A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…
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Sexy Friday the 13th!
Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…
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Time Enough at Last
Jameis Winston, professioanal quarterback and player for the National Football League’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, studies the defense presented before him as he approached his…