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THE ROAD to Area 51
banner image via He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…
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Bad Times At Dave’s
It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then…
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Saints Team Preview 2019
He’s not dead, he’s drunk! Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)
Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…
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The Devil’s Other Advocate
BAILIFF: All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF:…
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A BattleBots Beat Halloween Special: Conquering the Reaper
Welcome to a very special BattleBots Beat vignette for Halloween. For your enjoyment, but hopefully not for your pleasure, because eww, we bring you…
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The Trading Card of Josh McCown
Chapter 1: The draft room in Phoenix was filled with the stale odor of cigarettes, Old Spice and cheap liquor, and when the time…
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The Deadlyest Catch
On Halloween night, hours after the doorbell ceased ringing and the post bar-crawl traffic had evaporated, a man sits alone in his Los Angeles…
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A “Case” of Evil.
* image via interior Vikings locker room fall 2017. Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches.…