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Your “Paraskevidekatriaphobia” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t believe in luck, good or bad. I do believe in chance and random occurrences, however. I also believe that our actions, or…
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TGISF: Balls Takeover
Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there’s a “Takeover” by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Nazca Lines
Well, folks, it’s the end of the line for me here. I’ve enjoyed my time gallivanting across the world, doing my best to discover…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Ourang Medan
So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it’s hard to drive a VW bus on…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mystery of Bimini Road
So we had a draft the other day or something. I dunno. Schneids is pissing me off lately. Keeps saying he’s too busy to…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kaikoura Lights
I’ve got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I’m always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hinterkaifeck Murders
So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Flannan Isles Lighthouse
I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Tunguska Event
Talk about an explosive off-season! With all of the trades going on leading into the draft, it’s been hard to keep track of things…
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