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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Jeannette DePalma Murder
I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans
Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I’d turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kentucky Meat Shower
With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hoia Baciu Forest
Spring is just around the corner! Seems like a fine time to dust off some of the camping gear and get prepped for when…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste
I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we’ve done a lot of paintball, capture the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety
Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man
Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it’s cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Stone Balls of Costa Rica
Hi folks – I know a lot of you plan on watching the Super Bowl this weekend (well, perhaps maybe not a number of…
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Tales from the Meteor! The Stefonimatrix
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs
This is Coach Carroll, checking in. Oh man, have I got a weird one for you this week. So, to give this some context…
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