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Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII

Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…

Hi all – Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President’s comments on…

Hello all – Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened…

Good morning, everyone – Coach Carroll here checking in. I’ve just returned from a fact-finding mission from our northern neighbours, and I dunno if…

Hi, I’m Head Coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks! There’s no question that football is the most important part of my life, but…

What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands…

[Exterior, a dark wood, 3:00 PM] TWBS wakes up, startled. He doesn’t remember where he is or how he got here. He searches for…

Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: “Hey Laura? I think I’ve got…

Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we…

Hi there! It is one of the few futbol fans here at the clubhouse I was voluntold to tell you a story and parse…