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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Party On…Forever!
Banner Image from Tenor Interior, a large apartment festooned with festive fall furnishings and frills. Beneath a hastily hoisted Happy Halloween sign there be…
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Bud Grant Could Have Saved Us
Gerald Ford became president of the United States of America in 1974, and for Vikings fans who have made the effort to understand their…
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Our heroes, or theirs?
They arrived quietly. It wasn’t hard to do, we were barely banging sticks and rocks together at the time.
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Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his…
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Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several…
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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…