Guttersnipe

God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday derby. Condor-sized prairie mosquitos and door-knocking donation guilt-trippers have nothing on these grating simpletons. I went to one of those Halloween corn maze dealies with the

Warhammer 40k – The Tyranids the Andy Reids of 40k

As usual images and information referenced can be found here. Also, clicking on the included links will take you to more in-depth information, more than you ever knew existed, wanted to know, and are horrified that it exists in such depth. So like I mentioned last week, I am focusing on the

The Prometheus of Tyranny

Billionaire Los Angeles Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, drives east from the coast on Interstate Highway Number 15 to scout out amenities for his squad's January trip to play the Las Vegas Raiders. The hardtop down on his AMG GT C Roadster, Spanos slows, accelerates, and weaves through the midday traffic

Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: "Gee whiz, Ma I can't believe you're taking me to the Cowboys Halloween party you really are the best mom ever I tell everyone at school that I have the best mom ever and

Boris’s Week Two Autopsy

Boris's Week Two Autopsy   Again, here is where I will dissect my own advice. What went well, what did not, and what was missed.   That late hammer I was talking about? I guess it was the one from Thor Ragnarok. Seriously, when Cate Blanchett breaks Mjölnir, I got rattled...just like yesterday.   My lineups

VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story

As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone on his front porch tiredly waiting for his Valentines Day miracle. "Before all this," as seemed to preclude nearly every first-date statement he'd made since last

A Confidence is Lost

banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a

Time Enough at Last

Jameis Winston, professioanal quarterback and player for the National Football League's Tampa Bay Buccaneers, studies the defense presented before him as he approached his presenting center. He sees the mike backer, jerysey number 66, cheating up then taking one step out wide, a sign to Winston that this defender will

THE ROAD to Area 51

banner image via He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was probably not necessary since the last live human he saw had been over 4 months ago. Out here in the desert though? Probably best to be safe. The