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BattleBots Beat: Two For One
Hello, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, DUCK! laughed at Bombshell while getting some sweet revenge, Shatter! lost its head, BattleBots…
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BattleBots Beat: Bots on the Ground!
Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone clipped Lock-Jaw, HyperShock blazed by Valkyrie, and Cobalt made SubZero’s team rage…
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BattleBots Beat (Part 2): Back to the Studio
Hello there, and welcome back to the Beat, the second-funniest Thursday (normally) running BattleBots review column! This becomes a special two-parter because I realized,…
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BattleBots Beat: re: MARS Remarks
Welcome back to the Beat! We’re back for realsies this time, not just a preview but actual honest to goodness fighting. And for this…
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BattleBots Beat: Your 2019 Preview!
Hi there, lizard people. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? But the summer’s here, and with it, large robots that would maul your face,…
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A BattleBots Beat Special: What Got Cut
Surprised to see this feature back so soon? Yeah, I know, the season’s over, but not all of the fights made it to TV.…
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A BattleBots Beat Halloween Special: Conquering the Reaper
Welcome to a very special BattleBots Beat vignette for Halloween. For your enjoyment, but hopefully not for your pleasure, because eww, we bring you…
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The BattleBots Beaties: Because Senor Couldn’t Come Up with a Better Name
Welcome to the second [DFO] BattleBots Awards! With the rebranding this season of the BattleBots Beat, we (I) decided that we needed something cleverer…
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BattleBots Beat: Who Will Survive in the BattleBox?
Hey everyone, and for the last time this year, welcome back to the Beat! Last time we covered the right side of the BattleBots…
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BattleBots Beat: More BattleBots Bracket-Busting?
Hey everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last week, we saw Tombstone’s frame finally give up the chain, Bombshell doing what it seemed…