Your “Oh, Okay – More Sports?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Richard Sherman took being Richard Sherman like a man last night, when questioned about the call that kept the Packers game-winning drive alive: "I can't have that penalty ... regardless of how I feel about it. I have to find a way to make that play without getting

Your “It’s An Image, Not A Homage” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: It's still a few weeks to the October 30th deadline, but who cares about facts? Trade rumours! Shady to the Eagles. Cardinals LB Deone Bucannon to the Eagles. A bitter former employee is accusing Shad Khan of trying to have London, and specifically Wembley, be the permanent Jaguars home

Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Family patriarch & chief enabler Alex Spanos died Tuesday morning, aged 95. Disappointed in the man his son had become, Alex Spanos leaves behind three other, hopefully less embarrassing, children, and a whole litter of grand- & great grandchildren. Two of his grandsons look after the day-to-day operations

Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread

Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably this one: Even though I was a wee lil Steelers fan back then,  I really liked the Houston Oilers and Earl Campbell and Dan Pastorini. Those were some

Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uoACQyN_mM As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday. The dog sitter's elderly mother died, and there wasn't time to make other arrangements, so my brother will be enjoying the carnage without me. However, as we

Your “But You Said I Could…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:   The Patriots are being investigated over Patrick Chung's concussion in Sunday's loss to the Swags. He was initially cleared on the sidelines, but after the half was removed from the game for further checks. The League & union are investigating if all the proper protocols were followed. Jameis

Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”

"So maybe there's hope. Or maybe I'm going mad... In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely." -Hunter S. Thompson, The Great

Your “Back To Everything” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

https://youtu.be/iRpUAdI_F_o?t=6s Man, going back to work sucks. NFL News:  Le'Veon Bell is still a ghost at the Steelers facility, and he hasn't yet signed his franchise tag contract. Soothsayer Maurkice Pouncey has divined Bell will show up Wednesday. Either way, Bell has until November 13th to sign & show up. Every game

Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I'm guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff - ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING 'BAMA?! Tonight's sports: NCAA: Cincinnati at UCLA - 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 Michigan at Notre Dame - 7:30 PM | NBC   Louisville vs. Alabama - 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3

Blood is Thicker

INT. GAME SHOW STUDIO – MUSIC AND LIGHTS BEGIN AS THE CROWD APPLAUDS THE APPROACHING HOST Michael Strahan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We're excited to have you here tonight as we, once again, give a derelict father the opportunity to meet his bastard-turned-celebrity child. So, without further ado, let's all

No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview

INTERIOR - ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES - MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the funeral for Faye Spanos is about to get underway. However, due to the vast size of the church, the audience seems dwarfed by comparison. The organ softly

Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: JJ Watt says he's ready to go for 2018. He's always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn't finished a season since 2015, and played through a sports hernia to help the Texans lose 39-0 to the Chiefs in their Wild Card game. He also