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Your “It’s Darkest Before The Dawn” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Martavis Bryant has applied for reinstatement. According to ESPN, Bryant has been suspended three times in the past four years for violations of…
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Your Franchise Tagged Monday Evening Open Thread
happy prime day pic.twitter.com/NAN5GSQPoV — Harry Lyles Jr. (@harrylylesjr) July 15, 2019 NFL Nuggets: The big news of the day is that today is…
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Your “It’s A Long Way Coming Down” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Bengals curse lives on: first-round pick Jonah Williams will miss all of 2019 with a torn labrum & surgery to repair…
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Your “Not Much Goin’ On” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: “Pundits” are already hopping on-board the “Audible” question in Green Bay. Matt LaFleur likes a structured offence. Aaron Rodgers like the freedom…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday, so the quiet NFL offseason is extra quiet today. I hope all the American commentists enjoyed all the barbecues, beers &…
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Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation. A six-game suspension on a player’s first violation stems from…
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Your “God’s Flashlight” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, against my better judgement, I tied one on last night after the family left. After all, I was already part-way there, so why…
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Your Hastily Conceived Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry for the quality – we were short-staffed at school, and I could only put things together in chunks. NFL News: Overly conceived: Sean…
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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…