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Your “God’s Flashlight” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, against my better judgement, I tied one on last night after the family left. After all, I was already part-way there, so why…
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Your Hastily Conceived Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry for the quality – we were short-staffed at school, and I could only put things together in chunks. NFL News: Overly conceived: Sean…
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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…
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Your “There’s No Crying In Baseball” Thursday Evening Open Thread
….Unless you’re a Baltimore fan. Hello sportsfans!!!!!! This is, temporarily at least…. tWBS coming to you live…well sort of live. Live-ish….? That banner…
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Your “Why Don’t Stupid People Know They’re Stupid?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It sounds like the Raiders are pushing hard for Antonio Brown. Lord knows they’ve got spare first-round picks. John Gruden got off…
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Your Hot Tag Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Franchise tag updates: Well, all the fun happened after I put the Open Thread to bed yesterday aboot 2:00PM Best Coast time: …
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Orchids of Asia Day Spa Report Context
Good Morning and thank you all for being our here today on such a chilly Boston morning. I am speaking before you this…
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Your “Believe In The Shield” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Franchise tag – Day 2: no applications yet. The Steelers announced they won’t use the Transition Tag on Le’Veon Bell So teams…
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Your “It’s Not Free Money” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I moved my music & comedy ramblings to Sunday night, so I could bring this up. Before it becomes old news, rumours are Kaep…
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Your “What’s Worse – A Pattern or a Trend?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Following up on a balls comment from last night’s Open Thread, the Super Bowl viewership rating was a 41.1, or an average…