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WTF with…
So, like many of you, I’m sitting here watching TV and I see things that make me say WHAT THE…. (please note they don’t…
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Your Thursday Evening, “Wait – Who’s That Guy?!” Final Preseason Games Open Thread
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, filling in for Scotchy tonight. He’d love to be here with you, but he’s having to take…
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No One’s Chargers 2019 Preview: Top Bolt
INTERIOR – CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA – MIDDAY MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony. COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom. RADIO: Ghost Audience,…
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Your “Maybe He’ll Wear The White Suit” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn’t from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on “Dancing With The Stars”. Having braved the DWTS…
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Your “Nice Lid, Sid” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: kind of quiet today As expected, Antonio Brown has filed a second grievance with the NFL over his helmet. He is claiming…
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Tripping Over The Light Fantastic; or A Desperate Plié: Your All-Dancing 2019 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: As promised/threatened, this year’s Buffalo Bills Season Preview will be conducted in the medium of interpretive dance. Yes, I know it’s particularly…
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Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread
I’m giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn’t be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the…
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Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th…
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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Your “Ten Years?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Daniel Jones has agreed on his rookie contract with the Giants. Ahead of rookies appearing at camp Monday. Veterans arrive Wednesday, with…