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Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today’s main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell…
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Your Tuesday Evening Trade Deadline Open Thread
Well, let’s see what transpired today: Trent Williams’ rights weren’t traded from the [Redacteds], so instead he chose to report, ending his holdout. NFL…
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Your Tuesday Evening World Series Opener Open Thread
(As a Canadian, I should have gone with Joe Carter. But that was a Game 6; tonight is Game 1.) NFL Nuggets: It’s Trading…
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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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Your “Can’t They Cancel The Dolphins Season Instead?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(Of course their rain tarp is sponsored. #branding) NFL Nuggets: As discussed in the open thread last night, Jalen Ramsey successfully forced his way…
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Your “Oh Boy – The XFL Draft!”
NFL Nuggets: The NFL managed to accomplish the impossible last night & turned the Lions into pitiable victims. Trey Flowers is risking a fine…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…
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Your “Obvious Point Is Obvious” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Before I begin – a big shoutout to Horatio for helping work up ESPN blowhard Darren Rovell on the Twitter. I know when I…
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Your “Looking Elsewhere For Inspiration” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Seahawks traded Nick Vannett to the Steelers for a fifth-round pick in 2020. The Steelers were down a tight end after…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…