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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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Your “Can’t They Cancel The Dolphins Season Instead?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(Of course their rain tarp is sponsored. #branding) NFL Nuggets: As discussed in the open thread last night, Jalen Ramsey successfully forced his way…
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Your “Oh Boy – The XFL Draft!”
NFL Nuggets: The NFL managed to accomplish the impossible last night & turned the Lions into pitiable victims. Trey Flowers is risking a fine…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…
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Your “Obvious Point Is Obvious” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Before I begin – a big shoutout to Horatio for helping work up ESPN blowhard Darren Rovell on the Twitter. I know when I…
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Your “Looking Elsewhere For Inspiration” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Seahawks traded Nick Vannett to the Steelers for a fifth-round pick in 2020. The Steelers were down a tight end after…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…
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Your “Taking Stock Of Things” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Injury reports! Cam Newton is dealing with a Lisfranc injury, and will miss at least this Sunday for sure. If second-year backup…
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Your “Gonna Avoid Puns Today” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tyreek Hill – he of the spousal & child abuse allegations – will be out for 4-6 weeks due to a broken…
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Your “More Like ‘Sneakers At The Beer Garden’” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Banner photo by Daniel Berman/www.bermanphotos.com NFL Nuggets: First game of the season, and the first officiating error against the Saints. As most of you…