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Your “What If You Neither Walk Away Nor Run?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town. Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start,…
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…
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Your “One Step Away From An Open Casting Call” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: When you see quotes about “bucks stopping with him”, you know without looking someone asked Jerry Jones about his coaches. “Disappointed is…
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Your “Oh God – It Won’t Stop!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I had to call in sick for school today. It’s not that I can’t keep anything down, it’s that I can’t keep anything in.…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…
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Your “They Don’t Come For The Innocent, As None Exist Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: DeSean Jackson is done for the year, opting to get core muscle surgery to solve whatever’s ailing him. According to Doug Pederson,…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…
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Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today’s main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell…
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Your Tuesday Evening Trade Deadline Open Thread
Well, let’s see what transpired today: Trent Williams’ rights weren’t traded from the [Redacteds], so instead he chose to report, ending his holdout. NFL…
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Your Tuesday Evening World Series Opener Open Thread
(As a Canadian, I should have gone with Joe Carter. But that was a Game 6; tonight is Game 1.) NFL Nuggets: It’s Trading…