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Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1
Author’s Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a…
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Balls on…The College Football Playoff
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don’t think everyone is happy. This is where I usually…
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Balls on… Miss Universe
Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole…
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Your “What If You Neither Walk Away Nor Run?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town. Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start,…
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…
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Your “One Step Away From An Open Casting Call” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: When you see quotes about “bucks stopping with him”, you know without looking someone asked Jerry Jones about his coaches. “Disappointed is…
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Your “Oh God – It Won’t Stop!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I had to call in sick for school today. It’s not that I can’t keep anything down, it’s that I can’t keep anything in.…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…
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Your “They Don’t Come For The Innocent, As None Exist Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: DeSean Jackson is done for the year, opting to get core muscle surgery to solve whatever’s ailing him. According to Doug Pederson,…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…