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Your “Long Weekends Used To Bring Smiles” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Pretty slow heading into the commemoration of Jesus’ death. Conflicting opinions about when the regular season might start. National disgrace Roger Goodell…
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Your “It’s Still A Pig” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: After the Bucs underwhelming uniform reveal, the Falcons then said, “Hold my beer”. The “ATL” really makes it apparent they are the…
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Your “Maybe Check The Label Next Time” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Frank Gore wants to play a 16th season. He is currently a free agent, and likely wouldn’t be signed until closer to…
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Your “Super Tuesday!” Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Chargers are cutting Travis Benjamin. In order to stay with the team last year, he agreed to a pay cut &…
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Your “Such Anger So Early In The Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggetry: Franchise Taggery! The Jags are going to use a tag on Yannick Ngakoue. He responded by tweeting, “The Jaguars are aware I no longer…
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Your “How Do I Do This Again?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Okay, let’s see if I can go a week without something bad happening. Can it be 2021 already? NFL Nuggets: Trade rumours in advance of…
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Your “How Did I Get Here?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today’s trade / release rumours: Matt Stafford. Unlikely, given that he’s a $21 million cap hit if he plays, but a $32…
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Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread
(I’ve used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It’s both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn’t working.…
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Love Not The Wronger
Sunday morning – a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about…
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Your “Feed Me (Richard) Seymour!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: It’s mostly coaching news today: It was, according to PFT, “Love at first sight” between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy. BTW –…