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An Old Friend Comes Home
INTERIOR – SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA – SUNDAY AFTERNOON [LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN] DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic]…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2020 Season Preview: No Control
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING [A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV…
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I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year’s All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that…
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Your “The Greatest Crime? Looking Out For Others” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The big news of the day is the speculation about whether the “Power 5” conferences will cancel their fall football seasons, and…
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Your “Something Approaching Normalcy” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Following Edmonton’s lead, Washington will go by the nom de plume “Football Team” until they decide on a new name & logo. …
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Your “Oh, So Now It’s Patriotic?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Fun fact: he wanted the seal on the side to avoid being meme’d about blowjobs. NFL Nuggets: The turds are mad at the punch…
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Your “Trying To Kill Opponents With Anger” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Michael Bennett has retired. It’s a combination of the 11 years he’s already played, the COVID issue, and the fact that he…
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“Ask Not For Whom The Hashtag Tolls” – What’s Going On In Pro Wrestling?
So Gratliff on Friday night made the following observation: Now, I had also been following this because I too enjoy the pro grapps; and…
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Your “Will The Song Remain The Same?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Coaches can return to team facilities as of Friday, according to the league office. Coaches may return only if the team has…