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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat…
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tWBS On Relationships – Part II (aka Why Is Gerald Here?)
OK, so in mid-May I drove up to Maryland. I met up with some old High School friends and had some nice dinners. Saw…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue
Previously, on Goddess… Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the…
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25 Questions About….
This: Today’s topic comes to us courtesy of our own Litre_cola, who shared the above advertisement in the backroom and got my wheels spinning.…
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tWBS On Relationships – Part I
OK, I churned this out literally overnight after going back and forth on whether to even start writing this stuff. I am not fully…
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Whatchamacallit: A mid-Gold Cup guide to Central American nicknames
As I advised to several of you over the weekend, it’s sometimes a lot better to watch the fútbol on the Spanish channels as…
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Your So Happy It’s Thursday Evening Open Thread
Yes, I went with the English spelling tonight. As far as sports, the only thing I can see that is on tonight is Game…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview – Bolivia
El fútbol Boliviano no tiene gran historia. El equipo siempre ha tratado de… Wait, you wanted me to do this entire preview in English?…
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Your 2019 Copa América Tournament Preview
Just when you thought that you were safe from the resident DFOers that love soccer and that, after today’s Champions League Final, you wouldn’t…