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If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of…

Sweet Mother Mary, winter is here and it’s a righteous goddamn hassle. While apparently the milk-baggers out east in this fine country are enjoying…

I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…

Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…

God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…

Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…

Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer.…

Good evening! Fantasy Draft Season is upon us and the real thing starts on Thursday with a delicious matchup between the Bills and RAMMIT.…

Good day to you, I hope you said your prayers and took your vitamins. This is the second last week that you have to…

Oh WordPress, how I dislike you so with your deletion of posts. So instead of what I had written for tonight you get what…