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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Boy, does a week ever go by fast and it’s frickin’ February of all months! I’d like to give a shoutout to my neighbour…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1
If y’all are not excited about the Women’s World Cup, this year, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Quarantine Buddies!
No fun facts about music and stuff this week. The big thing at Apartment Weaselo is that Senorita Weaselo’s staying the next few days,…
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Danger Elbow: A Puppy Injury Tale
I got my first Kai Ken in early 2014. They’re a special and exceedingly rare breed of ancient Japanese hunting dog that bond very…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…