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Pour One Out For A Real One: RIP Diego Maradona
Diego Maradona, one of the greatest players of the game we know as Lesser Footy, that Americans call soccer, and that the rest of…
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Sexy Friday, Black Friday edition
If TWBS was still alive and still doing Sexy Friday, he’d be posting pictures of black girls today. At least I like to think…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should. Let’s talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic’s utter…
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Your “Go Back, Jack, Do It Again” Thanksgiving Football Open Thread, Part Deux
I’m talking about filling your plate a second or third time of course. How the hell are you going to doze off in front…
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Your “It’s a Cornucopia of Adequateness!” Thanksgiving Day Football Open Thread
If there’s a lousy smell in your house you might want to check the oven or change the channel away from the tilts on…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Do I seem like a guy that scored 60-ish points in fantasy in two separate leagues yesterday? Because I sure do feel like one.…
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Your “This Is Definitely The Night” NFL Football Open Thread
Sorry for the confusion: since the re-tooling of the site the people-powerful men and women, all of them-behind the scenes are still sorting through…
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Your “Drew Lock A Da Week A Da Century” NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Fins/Broncs: Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but…
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Your “To Taysom Or Not To Taysom? That is the Question.” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
We’re all a bit curious to see how things shake out down Bourbon Street way, aren’t we? Stupid thoughts to follow… TO THE GAME!…