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Category: OH WE GON DRANK

July 19, 2020

Kayak update: Saturday was a much better day, weather wise. It also paid to go out in the evening, as the tide was high…
July 18, 2020

It’s just been a crappy start to the summer so far. Nothing terrible has happened to me so far, but the weather hasn’t exactly…
Sexy Friday, the real Mid-July 2020 edition

July 17, 2020

This week has been a real scorcher temperature-wise with hot temps all over the southern United States. Sexy Friday, as always, is bringing you…
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Algonquin

July 17, 2020

Hello and happy summer Friday everyone. For this week, I wanted to make something a tad bit simpler than the last two weeks, which…
Your “It’s Orangemen’s Day, So Let’s Blow Something Up!” Sunday Evening Open Thread

July 12, 2020

So, aside from today being someone’s special day, I figured why not remind all the [DFO] readers about the gloriousness that is “The Twelfth”.…
July 11, 2020

You know those situations that you confront on a daily basis? The ones that, upon reflection, had you made a different choice, would not…
Sexy Friday, Mid-July 2020 edition

July 10, 2020

I’m, as I’ve mentioned before, a Live and Let Die kind of person. I don’t really care if people do stupid things to themselves.…
Your “Enjoy Now” 4th of Ju Luau Open Thread

July 4, 2020

Ladies and germs, I know I won’t be the first to, but please allow me to wish you a very happy and hopefully safe…
Sexy Friday, July 4th weekend 2020 edition

July 3, 2020

Since tomorrow is July 4th, today was a holiday for me. That meant no work and the start of a nice long weekend. Usually…
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: A 1-2 Punch Combination

July 3, 2020

Happy long weekend everyone. With today being an observed holiday, I hope that the majority of you are ready to start day drinking. As…