What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 23, 2026

For those that partook, now there's an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you're superdesperate the Combine is on this week) College basketball is heating up. Sillycuse won't get to 20 wins barring a miracle run through the ACC tourney. Bastards. More on that below. I'm

Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition

ballsofsteelandfury - February 21, 2026February 21, 2026

So, the Clone function is borked and I can't use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open Thread. DO SOMETHING, CONGRESS!! Golf was fun today. It was fucking freezing at 6:30 AM, when we started, but it warmed up nicely as the day

Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 19, 2026

How 'bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I'd put a couple of bananas on the Finns tomorrow. They're very solid defensively, are fantastic on the counterattack and have great depth. I was hoping they'd play the

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4

ballsofsteelandfury - February 14, 2026February 14, 2026

As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight,

Your Thursday Night Reaching Under The Couch Looking For Content Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

The Olympics are a gimme of course and I'm mighty grateful for them but news on other fronts? Well of course the first thing that came to the front of my frontal lobe is that there is a new city where the beautiful fight crime. I'm just going to assume

Olympics Open Thread

OLYMPICS!

Sharkbait - February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

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Apologies once again for the intermittent site issues. I can assure you, we've got top men working on a fix right now. Anyway, we need some content today, so let's look at the Olympics schedule! What? Like you're gonna be working with Olympics on? Come on now. Some event spoilers below,

Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 11, 2024August 11, 2024

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We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also to Blax and Don T. for joining MATH HARD! So is anyone willing to take a flyer on a rookie qb given the success that Stroud

Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 8, 2024August 8, 2024

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Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that's not the point. The point is that any time I can take a shot at the ad wizards that run scheduling, I will do so. To The Games! Panteros/Pats: -this in theory would be sorta interesting to watch mid-way thru

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition

Senor Weaselo - August 7, 2024August 7, 2024

Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of the month. Today's the 7th, the DFO leagues (both?) draft(s?)—okay, at least the freezer vodka league draft is in three weeks, so I got time. (If

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!

Senor Weaselo - July 31, 2024July 31, 2024

So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but I remember what we played in gym class and I played a solid goalkeeper. (Denmark leads at the half.) I'd have more stuff, but the fantasy football