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How to Explain Bad Bunny to Your Children & Open Thread
Muy buenas noches, damas y cabrones. I may have mentioned years ago that I am from Puerto Rico, my country: where I work, live,…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-2
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260130
TGIF! What will you be doing with all your football free time this weekend? I’ll be working because I put off this project until…
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They Call It “Death Week”?
That’s what the deaf-tone Florio called this period of time before the Super Bowl week. Sportswriters gave it the name because nothing happens is…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season G Dice Baseball Championship
Welcome to the final Nocturnes Magazine! Of Season G, the Nocturnes’ sophomore season. Last we left off the Nocturnes had survived the League Series…
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Meet the New Boss, Same-ish as the Old Boss: Tuesday Open Thread
Meet the new boss, same-ish as the old boss White smoke has been sighted in Orchard Park, and for once it’s not due to…
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Another Week Another Monday Open thread
The week has to start somewhere, don’t it? I think that football fans got everything they wanted out of yesterday. So many boxes checked.…
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Your NFC Championship Open Thread
I just have no clue who is going to take this one. To The Game! Rams/Seahawks: -That devastating Seattle D? It hasn’t allowed a…
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Let’s Get At It! Your AFC Championship Tilt
Somebody should have had this up quite some time ago so this’ll be short and sweet. Some sports that you may want to partake…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-1
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…