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Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition
So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time.…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do Fallout: -Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the…
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Your Hobotastic Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Where were we? Okay, Dead Johnny, a WW2 vet (though he is only 24 years old or so) and hobo, wears a red bandana…
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Your “I’ve Got Your Round Two Right Here, Buddy” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Five games to choose from! Let’s do this! TO THE GAMES! Jets/Colts: “WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” Early Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly- TO THE GAMES! Rams/Bills: Rook rb Moss is out with a toe…
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Your “Knowing Where You Stand” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s important in life to have an understanding of your place in the world. Right now, my home province of British Columbia is having…
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Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again
That’s right, y’all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone…
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Sexy Friday, What Do You Mean You Want To Try Something New? Edition
Recently, I discovered that one of our very own commentists has a hidden talent for finding pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. No,…
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