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Sexy Friday, the real Mid-July 2020 edition
This week has been a real scorcher temperature-wise with hot temps all over the southern United States. Sexy Friday, as always, is bringing you…
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Your “In A Slow News Cycle, Bad Press Is Worse Press” Thursday Evening Open Thread
CFL News: In a move that hopefully doesn’t have to force Maestro to Ctrl+F all his CFL posts, the Edmonton Eskimos announced this afternoon…
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Your Thursday Lesser Footy Open thread: Get back to work!
Hello sports fans and work procrastinators! We have a Lesser Footy Double header today. Game 1A: Continental Europe Bowl (1PM EST) A YUGE match…
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Your “It’s Tagging Day!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: It’s Franchise Tag Day! Let’s see who didn’t sign a long-term deal & are taking the one-year Tag rate: Patriots Guard Joe…
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Your Bastille Day Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today is all about getting paid: The Chiefs and DT Chris Jones agreed to a four-year contract worth $85 million. $60 million…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The big news of the day was the media troll job Dan Snyder pulled off in regards to the [Redacteds] name change.…
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Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today’s 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We’ve…
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Your “It’s Orangemen’s Day, So Let’s Blow Something Up!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, aside from today being someone’s special day, I figured why not remind all the [DFO] readers about the gloriousness that is “The Twelfth”.…
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MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity
And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk’s Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes…
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